The Anti-Malachi Prophecies

The Anti-Malachi Prophecies were a series of books scribed in 1973 by Billy Mays. The books chronicle the supposed rise to power of the Anti-Malachi. Mays wrote the books in Vicnoran and used Coke as ink. He wrote all of the books detailing the prophecies in approximately 0.3672 seconds. When Mays was finished writing the books, he hid them in various places throughout Vicnora, so only the chosen ones could find them. There are seven books in all, although only five have been found so far. It is rumored that the other two were confiscated by Malachi.

This, however, is much disputed by many eyewitnesses, who claim that while Malachi was arrogantly parading the books about a local Vicnoran strip club, he was promptly roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. The books, sadly, were also on the receiving end of the kick.

Recent Developments
On May 12, 2006, a male youth of Kuboia, Jetania, stumbled upon the 6th book when Malachi stuffed him in the toilet. This has been of much assistance to the Anti-Malachi movement in Jetania. There have been local rumors in Kuboia of a revolution against Malachi in order to stop him from annihilating the Jetanie food supply.